Mullet

Business in the front. Honky tonk in the back.

There are boundaries on a dance floor. Apparently the mullet isn't one of them.

For anybody whose hair has caused nearly as many problems as their feet—and anybody bold enough to question a relationship...again, wear responsibly

THE GOODS

Soft, extra-light triblend unisex tee with a retail fit. The important question stays on the back, where the relevant parties can read it.